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The Fu*k Index. I know you’re wondering what it is. So I’ll tell you. It’s a Facebook application launched by former SNL writer E. Jean (she currently writes the Ask E. Jean advice column in Elle magazine). E. Jean is now working on a book, all about college “love.”

And in what appears to be an attempt to break Kinsey’s record on the amount of data collected regarding human sexual behavior, she’s set up a quiz on Facebook. Your answers will remain anonymous, but if you’re snarky enough, you may get quoted in her book (anonymously, of course).

Now that’s all fine and dandy, and I’m sure that everyone on Facebook is dying to give up their bedroom (or dorm room, or diag) secrets. But there are a few perks thrown into this Facebook app that may encourage you to participate. For starters, with the collection of all this data, you can see how you stack up with the rest of the user base as you proceed with the Fu*k Quiz.

Additionally, there are all sorts of predictions that can be made based off of the data collected from you, in comparison with the data collected from th rest of the users. That means that the Fu*k app can predict how often you’ll be getting some, how good your next partner will look, and if they look better than the partners of your Facebook friends. It will even tell you if you’re getting some more often than your friends. Now those will be some interesting stats.

While this is all still anonymous, you’ll need to actually have friends for these last two points of comparison. The rest of the predictions are based off the information you’ve entered in the quiz, and what the rest of the Facebook users have indicated in their quiz. Additionally, others can anonymously vote on your “dateability” through this app by taking a short quiz that’s specific to you. For a quickie on the Fu*k App, check out the video above.

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